I can see we're not going to agree, are we? MATILDA Brand new stock, sir! Zinnia's on the phone, talking about her kids] Zinnia Wormwood: 1. Yourself, Matilda? You'll be surprised at how well it works. You and your father think you can make a fool out of me! He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. This is the worst day of my life! MRS WORMWOOD [loses it, to Matilda] DOCTOR If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you. <> Most parents believe their children are the most beautiful creatures ever to grace the planet. What's wrong with you? The cars will break down. What was my profit for the day? Like you, I was curious, Before my happy days were over, Of course I am. You listen here, my dear, Zinnia Wormwood: We'll wait until she's gone, then we'll go get your doll. MRS PHELPS retreats to the smaller block and sits down. [She turns the screens back on.]. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. . I love it here! Stop. MISS HONEY "Lovely"? That's not normal for a five-year-old. For those idiots out there who don't know how to play, here's how it goes. . Oh, it's Miss Honey. Harry Wormwood: Oh, my word, he's an ugly little thing. No way! . Yep! If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished. WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Harry Wormwood: Starring: Alisha Weir, Emma Thompson, Lashana Lynch. How far can you go? MR WORMWOOD Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. Bruce! You can adopt me. Trunchbull: There's a place you are sent if you haven't been good. [pointing her riding crop at Amanda] To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. MISS HONEY Absolute silence. MATILDA MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. Look at mummy. abilities. When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson! . Harry Wormwood: And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. Nine times two is eighteen. Babes, I'm on fire, here! Do I allow pigs in my school? Don't listen to them. MATILDA stands at the front of the stage as her classmates walk in and the desks rise from the ground. MISS HONEY exits behind the stacks as the library scene rolls in. Well, here I am. Because you're pretty darn sweet. Dec 15, 2021 - Explore Matilda A.skott's board "pickup lines" on Pinterest. My daddy says I'm his special little guy! MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! And so you think you're able Bambinatum! That was Miss Honey. He stands up on a block. You've never set foot in a library. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. Agatha Trunchbull: MRS PHELPS Agatha Trunchbull: A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. Seven times two is fourteen. And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, Do you have a job? Oh, y -, [she notices that the chocolate box lid is opened and hangs up]. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! . 7. So, Matilda. Where he's been for the last hour, actually. And it's made of spikes and wood. Adopt me, Miss Honey! DOCTOR Mrs. Wormwood: You should read it. The lackey is wearing a shirt that reads "Wormwood Moturs". He's going to blow. I shall pound you. MISS HONEY Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. Mr. Wormwood: On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. Tricks!" RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. COUPLE 1 A contract is a contract is a contract! And people would come from miles around: kings! [chanting with the rest of the class] And worst of all, when the girl was five, her father died. Agatha Trunchbull: [to his partner] Bambinatum! [asked to sign Matilda's adoption papers]. Zinnia Wormwood: RUDOLPHO What are you talking about? 2022 | Maturity Rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. My mummy says I'm a miracle. Matilda Wormwood: I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. BIG KID [BEN] Look at this. Green hair? She starts the video screens playing again. [turns to Michael] That's all right, Jenny. Auuurrrgh! MISS HONEY [appalled at Zinnia talking with FBI agents Bill and Bob] The most precious gift the natural world can bestow upon us has been handed to you. Agatha Trunchbull: [off to the side] When the sun comes up, And I will watch cartoons until my eyes go square - CHILDREN - And I won't care 'Cause I'll be all grown up. . It was the age of wisdom . 3 0 obj MATILDA What is the school motto, Miss Honey? Crush that little weasel! [into recorder] And expensive, $9.25 for a bar of soap? MATILDA . [She flicks on the light of the vanity in her parent's bathroom, which has risen from the stage. I'm never wrong! MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. They're all mistakes, children! MISS TRUNCHBULL Eat! RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. Please! . And even if you put in heaps of effort, MISS TRUNCHBULL It was the biggest burp I had ever heard, the biggest burp I had ever heard about. What? Agatha Trunchbull: Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, endobj MRS WORMWOOD I sold it for $7,839 big American boffo's. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away. You're the spitting image. Then get out of town. [yells] Cute pick-up lines can help you get past the awkwardness of meeting someone for the first time. That's not fair! MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Narrator: That I treated the rules with casual disdain? No one's gonna tell you when to shake your tush. Is it time for school yet, mum? Jenny: Just write. MISS HONEY faces the audience and raises her fist. Good show. . Matilda: BIG KID [TAMIKA] It's sweet and romantic, and it's doubtful she'll be able to resist your charm. The DOCTOR and the CHILDREN sing into their stethoscopes. 1 0 obj Narrator: A shrimp. Amanda Thripp: DOCTOR Filthy, nasty things. I told you I was supposed to start school in September. MATILDA sits down reading a book. MRS WORMWOOD ALL GIRLS "tomato"? and . It was the worst of times. "It is called," said the husband, announcing the event to the world's press, who had gathered to listen with bated breath [The voice of the ESCAPOLOGIST echoes her words.] Come on, move you piece of junkyard fodder! Miss Honey: Well, this isn't my room at all! Oh, yes. That's it! So, what is it? You wouldn't listen. She laughs. MRS PHELPS enters. MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. Mrs. Wormwood: Oh, it will only take a moment. MR WORMWOOD Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? MISS HONEY . . [He brings out a load of cash and starts leafing through it.] Matilda is a very intelligent and determined young girl appearing in the Roald Dahl children's book of the same name. Mr. Wormwood: The Birthday table is wheeled back in by other children. | ". DOCTOR I don't know what you're talking about. Here we are, my heartstrings! MR WORMWOOD paces the stage. I got carried away. You cannot see squat . MISS TRUNCHBULL Wormwood! And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! Oh, of course. [looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us] Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. The most common thing in life is life . A weakling? . She just picked him up, swung him around, and threw him out the . I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight! This is Rudolpho! MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. . She misses me so much. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS step back, leaving AMANDA in a spotlight. The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. Make him stop! . Oh, no, it's a lovely book. Is there still time for the Bi-Annual Inter-Championship Amateur Sausage . Her mind? MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS WORMWOOD [Matilda and Miss Honey arrive at Miss Honey's cottage]. She'll call a truce, Bruce. But the one thing . xYoH)SSY w:!>8615Nqrf Ukg73y,=zr%|X*p ao{~~O{Hp '|\|WOKk%eMJ|lKi@w+g#ZIW0uCAp`i Agatha Trunchbull: MR WORMWOOD enters with a lackey, who sits on a tyre behind him. I love books. MR WORMWOOD Oh! I love my school it isn't fair! CHILDREN 1 . You can't. [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] You see, he fell asleep, and we put him under the coats for safety. Nothing will change. Where did you get those? [snatching the book from Matilda and tears the pages out of the cover]. 2. "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! And . The lawyer who defended you would have gone to college, too. My, my, that is good. And even if you could, BIG KIDS No, sir. Mrs. Wormwood: MR WORMWOOD MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. So they say. Do all those brains in your head give you a headache? MATILDA What's what, Ms. Trunchbull? FBI Agent Bill: Above average is average. 2. But I didn't do anything. . Pizza is my second favorite thing that I eat in bed. Now, the secret to my success in business is . I want you around here now with another car! Trunchbull: . How does that sound? Sing, Jenny! Oil of Violets hair tonic. Before I first heard the pealing of the bell. Harry Wormwood: Please, stand, and do as much as you can. We have everything . It's the mileage. He should have thought of that before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake! You're just wasting enerGy, But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. Then your mummy is a twit! I didn't do it. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, If,1,null Matilda Pick Up Lines. Another flaming book? But I shan't enjoy it, because of the despicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight. . in . [to Nigel] When did this happen? And you won't be getting "right" there, oh no. People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round MISS TRUNCHBULL hurries over to AMANDA. An extraordinary girl with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination takes a daring stand to change her story with miraculous results. Gloria Magitum! Mind? A large iron gate made of square holes of various sizes rolls in from both sides of the stage. She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Listen to this: "It was the best of times. Useless, flamin' car! You shall be . The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. But wrong. Oh, yeah? Bruce 'Little Brucey: Just knock on the door. He's a small, ratty man, with luscious black hair. . Yes. Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. I broke your arm once before; I can do it again, Jenny. You're a disgusting criminal, aren't you? Write this down. Don't let her win. MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS HONEY Bruce! MATILDA hides the glue behind her back as MR WORMWOOD enters. So she's learned a few tricks. Absolutely, sir! Back before my life had ended, Special guest towards the end. Check it if you don't believe me. Chocolate cake. Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. [realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt], [Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house]. . MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. . Are they good runners? Where are you going? MRS WORMWOOD This living 'ell. Are you being smart with me? Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. MISS HONEY Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. You are a teacher. See you next week. OLDER KIDS His whatchamacallit. Quite the contrary. You should be embarrassed. [throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown] Now, can anyone read this? He flails around the stage.] The teacher's clearly falling short. A beautiful, beautiful little girl. Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea? Ahh! | Share this Matilda : I love it here! To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. Miss Honey: I sold it for $999. Matilda: And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. Somewhere along the way, my dear, All I can say is, thank heavens Michael has inherited his old man's brains, eh, son? Oh, you stupid man. cancelled! No one is as handsome, strong as me. I need a car, inexpensive but reliable. See you tomorrow! front bottom. If you took your time , CHILDREN That's right, honey, look at mummy. She puts it down on the desk behind BRUCE. Wait, Dad, you're going too fast. A bell rings. And therefore, she is guilty! . Ah-ah-aah-ah. Yes, sir. What are you waiting for? This calls for a proper smoke. Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Not a dot did I stray from the plot. Yes, Miss Trunchbull, please, you can! MATILDA I? [strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward] The chances of existence almost infinitely small. Miss Honey: She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. I think he blinked. Eventually, they quieten down, but LAVENDER continues to jump up in down next to MATILDA, who is reading. Well, take another! Agatha Trunchbull: Matilda: Dearest pie, how old is Matilda? What? [She exits down the steps and stops behind the first portion of the audience.] MISS TRUNCHBULL The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! BIG KIDS MAN: I think he blinked. This boy's got no fingie. Agatha Trunchbull: Every new life There's nothing to fear. They're individual! We can't leave valuable packages sitting out on the doorstep. [she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely]. Matilda: You oughtn't blame yourself now, come along. . He got a C on his report! The table stops and the hands hit the ground. . In my class, that is, er, there is a little girl called Matilda Wormwood. MISS TRUNCHBULL Put your light on. Mr. Wormwood: [Looking irritated, she makes her way to BRUCE's side.] MISS HONEY turns and sees MISS TRUNCHBULL watching various video screens playing footage of her Olympic games while an announcer narrates dimly in the background. I shall consign you to the seventh circle of hell, child. You're off to school in a few days' time. What you know matters less Mine are driving me crazy. Look at you hesitating. MISS HONEY Five times two is ten. Daughter of Mr Harry Wormwood who owns Wormwood Moturs. Now go watch TV like a good kid. MISS TRUNCHBULL The story follows Matilda as she interacts with her parents, who fail to see the worth in education, and Crunchem Hall headmistress Agatha Trunchbull. Get out of it! The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. You haven't got time for "but". What car? A member of the mafia! Harry Wormwood: Yes, wonderful. Mum, would you like to hear a story? See who wins. MISS TRUNCHBULL grimaces as the purple spotlight leaves her. . 9:17 is correct. Agatha Trunchbull: Oh, my head! The more you'll just look like a fool. google_ad_width=120; Just go up and introduce yourself. 'Cause you've gotta highlight what you got. Look, I don't suppose we could exchange it for a boy, could we? MATILDA You don't need happiness or self-esteem. Matilda: Damn girl, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, Because you're stunning. Hey, Dip face. Ow! "I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.". Michael chokes the carrot]. Lissy Doll, I called her. 6. This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. What am I? Is it some modern miracle of calculus Amanda Thripp: They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. What a dear! If you sit around and let them get on top, you This it not your problem. RUDOLPHO From a book in the library. . "'The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage', and it is the most dangerous feat ever known to man! The desks descend into the ground. My school is a model of discipline! [insulted] google_ad_format="120x90_0ads_al_s"; Now, that is how you do it! And she keeps trying to tell me stories, Harry. Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? MR WORMWOOD It was the biggest burp I had ever heard. Photographs of my mother and father, and a beautiful doll my mother gave me with a china face. I'm fed up with all this reading! . 3. [COUPLES But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. Did we sell some cars today, honeydew? If you want to throw the hammer for your country. "A contract was signed to perform this feat, and perform this feat you shall! Her mind is incredible. CHILDREN Try to be funny, or clever, or both! The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. The curtain is wheeled away to reveal MRS WORMWOOD. . It's your father who's going to federal prison. Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by with my incense again? MR WORMWOOD What do you think it took to become English Hammer Throwing Champion 1969? That didn't happen. I . NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. I can pretend I'm an . Semi-Spanish gown [the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house]. Tess of the D'urbervilles . I love my school. You can read words. She'll call a truce, Bruce. Matilda: . I've got a whole house to look after! Narrator: Hello! Don't put honey on your brother. [to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts] "I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.". You finally matched with someone who feels like a genuine person, exactly your cup of tea, but breaking the ice can be tough for us introverted fellows. RUDOLPHO saunters over and holds his arm out to MISS HONEY. Just knock on the door. One look at my face and it's plain to see. [as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers] Matilda, 4 Years: MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN Young lady, where were you? Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. [He drags Matilda, throwing the book aside, to where Zinnia is]. Zinnia Wormwood: Jul 25, - Barney Stinson's Harry Potter pick up lines. Pokemon Pick Up Lines. Have to admit . Yes. And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, Am I . My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children at all. MISS TRUNCHBULL And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. Where'd all this come from? MISS HONEY I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . But the girl's aunt was a mean person, who treated the girl very badly. I can feel it in my hips. Overall, the best pickup line is one that is creative and original. This child doesn't have a "thingie" . That's exactly what you've done. Come stai? They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. A really strong stomach. Matilda? It occurred to her that such talking dragons and princesses with hair long enough to climb such people might *only* exist in story books. You're heading for the chokey, young lady! You want Matilda to go to college? And I will teach you a thing or two. I'm not in favor of girls getting all clever-pants, Miss Hussy. BIG KID [BEN] I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. BIG KIDS Amanda Thripp: Miss Honey: MISS HONEY It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! Come on! You can be all cynical, The hat shrunk! It's not a cheap set, it's a stolen set! You've seen one before. Harry Wormwood: She opens a book. "It is our destiny ". As a chalked up my palms, did I wave my hands? The Secret Garden . Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. You did this! Hmm. That is a promise. MR WORMWOOD unwraps the blanket that the baby is swathed in. Good heavens. We give the Whisper Challenge a shot with a little spin on it. | She's reading a book. Oh, yeah. . Yes, yes. BIG KIDS It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. MATILDA Michael: Yeah! In business, son, a man's hair is his greatest asset. 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. . Let's leave maths for the time being . What do you want, Miss Chutney? Harry Wormwood: . Glad I never was one. MRS WORMWOOD Mr. Wormwood: I sold it for $1,158. Antibiotics, or . FBI Agent Bill: But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up
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